The Caption Thread



Although primarily another place for the comedic forumite to inflict their own brand of twisted humour, the Caption thread has also become an interesting archive for some very silly pictures indeed.




Captions

"Just a sec, I think my pizza's here."
-Spazm The Cat



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"Derren gentley suggests she take a closer look at his snake."
-Emma / Akasha



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"Ere, guess who I had in the back of my cab last week, mate? That Derren Brown geezer! Gawd's Truth! Funny thing though - I can't remember what the fuck he looks like."
-Satan



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"Several games of snap later and the lamp was still winning 18-nil."
-Alocin



Captions

"The taxidermist caat off the final stiches..."
-Sydnet The Duck



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"Pay the fines? You must be joking. I'm waiting for Bristol library to declare an amnesty befire I take all these bastards back."
-Hedgehog



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"...And I said "And this is the dog you are looking for" and she paid up. And that, Your Honour, is the case for the defense."
-Maid Marion



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"Derren is finally released after being caged and forced to listen to the Forum CD."
-Sydney The Duck



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"Derren Brown. You have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother House."
-dRaggy



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"The strict rule of silence forced Derren into the humiliation of miming to the librian he wanted one of the top shelf wank mags."
-Meme



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"So I said, hic, to Coops, you're just, hic, a bloody Nobacherie! Hic!"
"A what Derren? Coops is a what?"
"Hic..nghehieowr, nobachyhger, hic,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"



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"C - U - N - T ... Wait a sec, did any of those American psychics snuff it recently?"
-Spasm The Cat



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"You talkin' to me? You talking to me?"
-Icarus



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"It slowly dawns on Derren that his infamous 'Hypnotic Glare' is failing to work on the wardens of Belmarsh."
-Icarus



Look very, very closely

"Repeat after me... It's all I need... It's all I need."
-Lolly Pertwhistle



Captions

"Derren Brown: The Musical was an instant success."
-Spasm The Cat



"Derrrrrren! Derrrrren! O Derrrrren Brooooown!"
"Yes O woman with pudding basin hair. What is iiiit?"
"Observe O Derrrrren Broooown. The thousand Vietanese children in raaaaags as they stooooom the stageeeee!"
"Chriiiist! I seeeee theeeeemmm. What's all that about theeeeen?"
"Don't ask me Deeeeern Brooooown! How should I knooooow?"

Copyright GO Go Yubari. Keep your hands off Lloyd-Webber.
-Go Go Yubari





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